OT: 25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE Had TOO MUCH OF THE 90's AND 2000

From: Joe <rigdonj_at_intellistar.net>
Date: Wed Apr 18 08:14:41 2001

    I just had to send this one to the list!

    Joe

>
> 25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE Had TOO MUCH OF THE 90's AND 2000
>
> 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
>
> 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>
> 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat He emails
>you back from his bedroom,"What's for dinner?"
>
> 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
>
> 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
>you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
>
> 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle sou to see if it
>contains Echinacea.
>
> 7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
>
> 8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a
>JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
>
> 9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home.
>
> 10. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom
of
>the screen.
>
> 11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date
> and now sells for half the price you paid.
>
> 12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit to
make a
>purchase is foreign to you.
>
> 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
>the back seat of your car.
>
> 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
>have e-mail addresses.
>
> 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
>
> 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
>
> 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
>
> 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
>
> 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
>
> 20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling,as if you just
>pulled the plug on a loved one.
>
> 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
>
> 22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
>your way back to bed.
>
> 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
>
> 24. You're reading this.
>
> 25. Even worse; you're going to forward it.
>
Received on Wed Apr 18 2001 - 08:14:41 BST