Tony Duell wrote:
>
> > Why can't I just leave the printer by the window and water it once in a
> > while?
>
> You can if it's a VT5x with a copier option (like my VT55). But you still
> have to give it paper.
>
> Some spammer (or at least I assume it's a spammer) has appeared on afc
> offering 'computer holy water' as a so-called joke. What's the betting
> that I get a pile of computers/monitors with water damage appearing on my
> bench soon?
Holy water never did a thing for any of my equipment that seemed
beneficial. A string of garlic bulbs draped across the top of the
monitor does much better. That and talking to it in words of no
more and no less than four letters.
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Received on Fri Dec 04 1998 - 20:15:38 GMT