A chapter every computer manual should have

From: Sam Ismail <dastar_at_ncal.verio.com>
Date: Wed Sep 23 01:03:54 1998

On Wed, 23 Sep 1998, Doug Yowza wrote:

> 4) Using an axe, pick mattock, sledge, or other heavy implement, destroy
> the gun direction computer by smashing the range unit, azimuth and
> deflection unit, fuze unit, quadrant elevation unit, muzzle velocity unit,
> spot correction unit, origin, reference, replot unit, main control unit,
> meteorological unit, H/R unit, amplifiers, terminal boards, and blowers.
> Elapsed time: 5 minutes.

What about the old tried and true "swallowing" method? Might be slow, and
a little painful on the other end, but if you don't happen to have a
sledge hammer handy it would be your only recourse.

Sam Alternate e-mail: dastar_at_siconic.com
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