OT: Nasty Hangnail; Cuban Cigarettes; Caberet Voltaire and K

From: Lawrence Walker <lwalker_at_mail.interlog.com>
Date: Mon Feb 8 08:09:28 1999

On 8 Feb 99 at 9:39, Joseph S. Barrera III wrote:

> Hi, I have a few OT questions. I hope no one minds.
>
> 1. I have a nasty hangnail that won't go away. Any suggestions how to get
> rid of it?

 Soak it in a solution of bourbon and American cigarettes.

> 2. Everyone know about Cuban cigars... but are Cuban cigarettes better than
> American cigarettes? Are they also illegal?

 Anything is better than American cigarettes. Illegality for all cigs is on its
way.

> 3. I've heard rumors that Cabaret Voltaire and KISS are going on tour
> together soon! Is it true? How can I get tickets?
>
 They should be available at any Atari Teenage Riot concert.

> - Joe
>
> P.S. Consider this an experiment in the refusal to use emoticons.
>
>
 Almost blew a board once from info in a newsgroup by a wag who
didn't use them either.

ciao larry
lwalker_at_interlog.com
Received on Mon Feb 08 1999 - 08:09:28 GMT