Interesting item on eBay web site item#70453747: 21 year old man forsale! (fwd)

From: Ward D. Griffiths III <gram_at_cnct.com>
Date: Wed Feb 24 22:10:32 1999

Well, 175 lbs, less about half after cleaning and dressing, at say
$1.79/lb, call it something under $200. His parents have made a bad
investment.

On Wed, 24 Feb 1999, Sellam Ismail wrote:

> This fits the charter of being a "classic computer" I suppose. I wonder
> if he'll fetch more than an Altair?
> Item Description:
> Hi!! My name is Andrew and I need a home! I'm 21 years old, 6'0
> 175 pounds. I have blue puppy dog eyes and unemployed!!! I have a great
> personality! Physically fit. My hobbies include staying up all night on
> IRC, and reading porno on the web and usenet! If you buy me you get a
> loving, cuddly sensitive young man! I come with the standard 10 year
> warranty and my own clothes to last me for 1 year! WHAT A DEAL EH? I come
> with many more hidden surprises, habits, hobbies and sexual desires! I can
> be anything and do anything you want! Buy me now cause supplies are
> limited tee-hee!!
>
>
>
> Sellam Alternate e-mail: dastar_at_siconic.com
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Always hasslin' the man.
>
> Coming in 1999: Vintage Computer Festival 3.0
> See http://www.vintage.org/vcf for details!
> [Last web site update: 02/15/99]
>
>

Ward Griffiths
"the timid die just like the daring; and if you don't take the plunge then
you'll just take the fall" Michael Longcor
Received on Wed Feb 24 1999 - 22:10:32 GMT

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