Semi-OT: eBay hilarity

From: Sellam Ismail <dastar_at_ncal.verio.com>
Date: Thu Jul 29 19:40:40 1999

On Thu, 29 Jul 1999, David C. Jenner wrote:

> Wow, it took only 3 minutes to receive this and by that time it was gone on ebay.
> What was it?

"Well I'll try to describe this lot the best I can. What we have here are
several things I just discovered in my couch while trying to find the
remote. We have one pack of Big Red Chewing Gum(3 pieces left)I don't see
a date so I'm not sure if it's still good. Next we have a 2.5 inch machine
threaded screw(phillips head)Also, $.80 in change(details upon
request).Following that we have two red rubber bands, one needs a little
restoration. One piece of peppermint candy that I'm sure my father gave
me. One paper clip in mint condition. A single red cap from what I believe
to be a Bic Pen,(How may times have you wanted one of those)A single
wrapper from a Starburst candy. A quarter of a match stick as well as a
partial box(might still light, I won't guarantee) The edge of a single
piece of paper from a mead spiral bound notebook. A few shards from a
pecan shell from the tree which is in my front yard. And finally, about a
third of a pretzel(age and origin unknown) High bidder to pay $3.20 for
shipping and handling if inside the U.S. Feel free to E-mail with any
questions. Thanks, Patrick."

> Kai Kaltenbach wrote:
> >
> > I guess this shows that anything can sell on eBay:
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=12988
> > 8958
>

Sellam Alternate e-mail: dastar_at_siconic.com
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