Security question (sort of)

From: Eric Smith <eric_at_brouhaha.com>
Date: Fri Mar 19 13:09:15 1999

Jason wrote:
> My computer was recently hacked into, [...]
> What would be the best thing to do here

Merle K. Peirce replied:
> First, buy a machete.
> Second, hack off the offender's naughty bits.

In this case, would that be his (or her) fingers, or brain? Better take
care of both, just to be certain.
Received on Fri Mar 19 1999 - 13:09:15 GMT