Someone needs WordPerfect 5.1

From: Bill Richman <>
Date: Wed Apr 5 13:20:02 2000

Your office software vendor has been found guilty of monopolistic business
practices, so...
"You must ask yourself 'What would Jesus do?'"
He'd ditch MS-Office and boot up WordPerfect, of course!

(Sorry - couldn't resist... So the rumor that Bill Gates is the Second
Coming isn't true?)

>Jesus needs WordPerfect 5.1.  Can you help him out?  Please reply to Jesus
                                        Bill Richman
                                        (Home of the COSMAC Elf 
                                         microcomputer simulator!)
Received on Wed Apr 05 2000 - 13:20:02 BST

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