On being ripped off

From: Douglas Quebbeman <dhquebbeman_at_theestopinalgroup.com>
Date: Thu Aug 17 08:18:31 2000

> On Thu, 17 Aug 2000, Merle K. Peirce wrote:
>
> > > I've got a wonderful bag of tricks. E-mail me off-list.
> >
> > In Rhode Island, it's traditional to hire professionals to counsel the
> > offender and secure satisfaction. They're called hitmen.
>
> It's not like he bilked Jim out of hundreds of thousands of dollars or
> banged his wife. We're only talking a couple hundred bucks. A potato up
> the tailpipe and some sugar in the gas tank is more in order.

Oh, I think I'd go one step further, and put this guy on mailing lists
(snailmail) for everything on the planet, goal being that the mailman
leaves an entire bag on his doorstep every day.

Might also want to sign him up for membership in the Man-and-Boy Society
or whatever that sicko organization is called...

heh...
-dq
Received on Thu Aug 17 2000 - 08:18:31 BST