Dumpster stories!

From: John Foust <jfoust_at_threedee.com>
Date: Thu Feb 10 12:01:08 2000

At 12:33 PM 2/10/00 -0500, Bob Stek wrote:
>When we were through, she looked at
>me, took off all her clothes, and said, "Big boy, you can take whatever you
>want from me." Her clothes would have never fit me, so I took the Altair.

Did you hear the one about the programmer who finds a talking frog?

"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess," the frog pleads,
but to no avail. "I don't have time for a girlfriend," the geek says,
"but a talking frog is *cool*."

- John
Received on Thu Feb 10 2000 - 12:01:08 GMT