Resistance is useless!

From: Mzthompson_at_aol.com <(Mzthompson_at_aol.com)>
Date: Sat Nov 18 12:51:05 2000

Dear Mr. 9000,

HAL, you seem to be using the wrong AlGorerhythmn. You say that
'Resistance is useless', when it should be 'Resistance Is Futile'.

As in:

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

Unless of course there is some sort of mental aberration, as in:

"I am Dyslexia of Borg, fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated."

I would ask that you incorporate the following lines of program code
so that things are done right in 2004.

Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them with a band?
Should we count them all by hand?
If I do not like the count,
I will simply throw them out!

I will not let this vote count stand
I do not like them, AL GORE I am!

Can we change these numbers here?
Can we change them, calm my fears?
What do you mean, Dubya has won?
This is not fair, this is not fun
Let's count them upside down this time
Let's count until the state is mine!

I will not let this VOTE count stand!
I do not like it, AL GORE I am!

I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
You have not heard the last of it!
I'll count the ballots one by one
And hold each one up to the sun!
I'll count, recount, and count some more!
You'll grow to hate this little chore

But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, AL GORE I am!

I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!
I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
All telling me that I should sue!
We find the Electoral College vile!
RECOUNT the votes until I smile!

We do not want this vote to stand!
We do not like it, AL GORE I am!

How shall we count this ballot box?
Let's count it standing in our socks!
Shall we count this one in a tree?
And who shall count it, you or me?
We cannot, cannot count enough!
We must not stop, we must be tough!

I do not want this vote to stand!
I do not like it, AL GORE I am!

What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
You think the current count should stay?
You do not like my counting scheme?
It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
Your only care should be for me!

I Will not let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, and AL GORE I am!

Sincerely,
G_at_K
Received on Sat Nov 18 2000 - 12:51:05 GMT