You might be a VMS Bigot if.....

From: Mike Ford <mikeford_at_socal.rr.com>
Date: Wed Oct 4 17:30:53 2000

> Besides, what is wrong with "fouled up beyond all recognition"??

That, like reading the "fine" manual, doesn't fool many.

BTW YMBAVMSB if The funniest story you know is about some user and you
heard it at Decus (wow do I miss the old DECUS, and I was just going for
the food).

My two favorites are;

The user who complains about the computer running slow today.

The "test" meltdown routine some guy left in DEC control system at a nuke
plant, and it ran during some demo.
Received on Wed Oct 04 2000 - 17:30:53 BST