OT: Computer Humor.....

From: Joe <rigdonj_at_intellistar.net>
Date: Wed Oct 25 14:37:40 2000

   This is OT but I thought everyone would get a kick out of it.

    Joe

>Subject: Computer Humor.....
>
>Subject: Computer humor with a
> twist...maybe a slant...
>
>Jesus and Satan were having an
>ongoing argument about who was better on
>his computer.
>
>They had been going at it for days, and God was
>tired of hearing of the bickering. Finally God said,
>"Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run
>two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
>
>So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and
>typed away.
>They moused.
>They did spreadsheets.
>They wrote reports.
>They sent e-mail.
>They sent out e-mail with attachments.
>They downloaded.
>They did some genealogy reports.
>They made cards.
>They did every known job.
>
>About ten minutes before their time was up,
>lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled,
>the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity
>went off.
>
>Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
>every curse word known in the underworld.
>
>Jesus just sighed.
>The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
>rebooted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
>screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone!
>I lost everything when the power went out!"
>
>Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
>of his files from the past two hours.
>
>Satan observed this and became very irate:
>"Wait! He must have cheated. How did he do that?"
>
>God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves...."
>
>( Dats 'cuz da devil made me do it ! )
>
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Received on Wed Oct 25 2000 - 14:37:40 BST