OT: Jokes -- New One-Liners.......

From: Joe <rigdonj_at_intellistar.net>
Date: Tue Jan 23 08:37:41 2001

>Subject: New One-Liners.......
>
> 1. Home is where you hang your _at_
>
> 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail..
>
> 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click..
>
> 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks..
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> 5. Great groups from little icons grow..
>
> 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone..
>
> 7. C:\ is the root of all directories..
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> 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page..
>
> 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish..
>
> 10. The modem is the message..
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> 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse..
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> 12. The geek shall inherit the earth..
>
> 13. A chat has nine lives..
>
> 14. Don't byte off more than you can view..
>
> 15. Fax is stranger than fiction..
>
> 16. What boots up must come down..
>
> 17. Windows will never cease..
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> 18. In Gates we trust..
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> 19. Virtual reality is its own reward..
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> 20. Modulation in all things..
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> 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted..
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> 22. Know what to expect before you connect..
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> 23. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice...
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> 24. Speed thrills..
>
> And, finally...
>
> 25. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
> teach him to use the Web and he won't bother you for
weeks.............
>
>
Received on Tue Jan 23 2001 - 08:37:41 GMT

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