OT Celebration (Not intended to be offensive, possible humor)

From: joe <rigdonj_at_intellistar.net>
Date: Fri Jul 6 09:55:59 2001

At 12:35 PM 7/3/01 -0500, you wrote:
>Joe writes
>
> > Wrong! Puerto Rico is going to be the 51st state. Canada will be the
> >52nd. (We have to keep our priorities straight.) :-)
> >
> > Joe
>
>I thought Canada was a province or is it a colony? :)

     That's funny, in the winter Florida looks like a colony of Quebec!


> What does it take to
>upgrade from a province or a colony to be a US state?
>I think they meet the basic requirements
>1. Beer

       I hope so. It's about time we had some decent beer in this country!

>2. Speak English (sort of)

         I think that's been changed to Spanish!

>3. Dollars

      But they need to be US $. The Canadian ones aren't worth bringing
across the border any more!


>Now that I think about it, Utah may fail on the Beer part. Kick out Utah,
>replace with Canada.

    Kansas fails it too. Let's kick out Kansas and replace it with
something better. Let's see, Yoguslavia will do!


>(Remember it's attempted humor)
>Mike

      :-) Joe
Received on Fri Jul 06 2001 - 09:55:59 BST