1% (was Re: Looking for info - En-link Ethernet card for the Apple II)

From: Hans Franke <Hans.Franke_at_mch20.sbs.de>
Date: Mon Jul 30 11:30:08 2001

> > Rumor has it that Ethan Dicks may have mentioned these words:
> > >Is there ever a time in a car's life
> > >when it is worth 1% and still running? I doubt it, but I'm willing to
> > >entertain exceptions.
> > Yugos.

> Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
> A. Fill the gas tank.

> Q. Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
> A. To keep your hands warm while you are pushing it.

> Q. What's the most important page of the Yugo owner's manual?
> A. The page with the train timetables on it.

> (Substitute "Lada" for "Yugo" for further entertainment)

Well, acording to other sources you may substitute any
American car brand (at least during the 70s and 80s) and
you still get the joke goin'.

OB Joke -> We now have a good chance to see Mercedes
playing in the same league.

SCNR
H.

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