--- Roger Merchberger <zmerch_at_30below.com> wrote:
> Rumor has it that Ethan Dicks may have mentioned these words:
> >Is there ever a time in a car's life
> >when it is worth 1% and still running? I doubt it, but I'm willing to
> >entertain exceptions.
>
> Yugos.
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the gas tank.
Q. Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
A. To keep your hands warm while you are pushing it.
Q. What's the most important page of the Yugo owner's manual?
A. The page with the train timetables on it.
(Substitute "Lada" for "Yugo" for further entertainment)
-ethan
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Received on Tue Jun 26 2001 - 17:09:05 BST