One-upsmanship (was: Secret Mac

From: Douglas H. Quebbeman <dquebbeman_at_acm.org>
Date: Wed Apr 17 13:06:00 2002

> > > My computer's heavier than yours.
> > new sig: My computer's got more blinking lights than yours.
> My computer's slower than yours.

My computer dims the neighborhood's lights when I turn it on...

My computer has fewer transistors than yours...

My computer has no transistors, just tubes...

My computer's valves burn out faster than yours...

My computer's got more gears than yours...
Received on Wed Apr 17 2002 - 13:06:00 BST