One-upsmanship (was: Secret Mac

From: pat_at_cart-server.purdueriots.com <(pat_at_cart-server.purdueriots.com)>
Date: Wed Apr 17 14:17:14 2002

On Wed, 17 Apr 2002, Hans Franke wrote:

> > > > My computer's heavier than yours.
> > > new sig: My computer's got more blinking lights than yours.
> > My computer's slower than yours.
>
> My computer produces more humming noise than yours.
>

My computer has bigger relays than yours.

The company that made my computer has been out of business longer than
yours.

My computer requires more wire-swapping than yours to reprogram.

-- Pat
Received on Wed Apr 17 2002 - 14:17:14 BST