Power Cords (Was: RE: Micro$oft Biz'droid Lusers (was: OT email response format)")

From: Fred Cisin <cisin_at_xenosoft.com>
Date: Sat Apr 27 10:50:38 2002

[ower cords]
On Sat, 27 Apr 2002, Douglas H. Quebbeman wrote:
> I have finally figured out what the dealieo is with this... I've
> got so many it's as if two or three came with every device. But
> I was the one who unpacked almost everything at the office for
> the last 6 years.
>
> So what's happening is that they are reproducing. I think you're
> safe with just two in a box, they're not bunnies, but when you put
> three or more together, they gain some kind of sexual critical mass
> and start reproducing.
>
> Everything that's been given away had a power cord, and almost
> nothing has been thrown away. So this has got to be the answer...
>
> ;)

You should also be aware that they are capable, in addition to
reproducing, of metamorphosizing into keyboards, monitors, printers, and
even PCs. By the time that I closed my office, it was completely
over-run by them.
Received on Sat Apr 27 2002 - 10:50:38 BST