Quothe Fred Cisin (XenoSoft), from writings of Fri, Feb 15, 2002 at 10:06:16AM -0800:
> How can you possibly squeeze the system into a DeLorean? There isn't even
> enough room for a REAL computer!
Heck, anyone who has a time machine almost certainly also has a handy
Ronnco Shrink-o-Matic ray gun and the absolutely free attachments that
allow it to be used to slice and dice salads as well as shrinking time
machines and REAL computers to fit into DeLoreans, ...but wait, that's
not all, if one ordered one "now" (then), for only $19.95, one
received, absolutely free, the invisibleizer attachment so that what
it shrinks, squeezes, slices and dices can be hidden, but wait, that's
not all. If one didn't wait and ordered one "now" (then), one also
received the visibleizer attachment. Thats right, for that limited
time only, one received a genuine Shrink-o-Matic with the absolutely
free invisibilizer and visibilizer options, and, if ordered "now"
(then) a deluxe genuine imitation vinyl carrying case would be
provided as well, also absolutely free, for one low price of only
$19.95. Yes, that's right, it shrinks, it squeezes, it hides,
recovers, slices, and dices almost anything, but only if ordered
during that limited time offer, if one hurried, as supplies were
limited. Once again, all that for only one unbelieveably low price of
$19.95! Yes, you heard that right! (activationchargesnotincluded)
Only $19.95. :-) :-) :-)
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Received on Fri Feb 15 2002 - 18:26:32 GMT