On Tue, 2003-08-26 at 22:04, loedman1_at_juno.com wrote:
> >> Oh, Rifraff are we??
> >Of course not!
> >But we can aspire to move up to that.
>
> At the age of 47 I have finally reached the pinnacle of riffraffism, I
> get two hair cuts a year, shave once a week, wear scratched bifocals,
> drive a Ford F450 Super duty, Diesel no less, have a Jack Russell terrier
> named George, often fart in public and, are you ready for this, use a
> Packard Bell as my primary computer. Any one care to try and beat that?
>
Age 40, just did my semi-annual shave this morning, Drive a 1982 Ford
Bronco (with a souped up engine) and a 1963 all-stock Chevy Nova, live
on a farm, fart AND belch in public, have a black lab named Max who is
so old he is going white around the muzzle, own several weapons
(including a muzzle-loader), and have a both a Tandy 100 and a
slide-rule sitting on my desk at work, both of which get used often.
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