I'm 12. My mom makes me get a haircut every month. If I belch in public,
let alone in the house, I get punished and can't use the computer for a
while. Farting in any situation results in severe beatings from dad, so
as a result I always have a bloated feeling. I look forward to the day
that I'll be able to shave because then that means I'll finally be out on
my own, and I'll show dad! I'll show him that I'm not a big loser! Go to
hell, dad! Go to HELL and DIE! DIE DIE DIE!
Ok, so can we move on to other topics now?
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 vance_at_neurotica.com wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2003, Joe wrote:
>
> > >>> Oh, Rifraff are we??
> > >>Of course not! But we can aspire to move up to that.
> > >
> > >At the age of 47 I have finally reached the pinnacle of riffraffism, I
> > >get two hair cuts a year, shave once a week, wear scratched bifocals,
> > >drive a Ford F450 Super duty, Diesel no less, have a Jack Russell
> > >terrier named George, often fart in public and, are you ready for this,
> > >use a Packard Bell as my primary computer. Any one care to try and beat
> > >that?
>
> Hehehe. I'm 25, I get my hair cut once a year, shave once or twice a
> month, and drive a Toyota with rust on every single body panel, and
> produce earth-shattering belches in public.
>
> I wouldn't touch a Packard-Bell with a ten-foot pole, though. 8-)
>
> > Sounds like most of the people on the list that I've meet!
>
> LOL
>
> Peace... Sridhar
>
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