Rumor has it that John Lawson may have mentioned these words:
> This is diabolical - evil - reprehensible - unconconsionable -
>sick/twisted - dangerous - damn funny.
>
>http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/
>
>For those who eschew browsers - it's a series of pictures of all the usual
>computer and networking connectors - - - spliced onto AC Mains cords. ;{}
They missed one -- True Story:
I had a lady walk into our store and said she needed a special cable for
her Mac, but didn't know exactly what it was. I showed her several cables
from our stock, and she verified the port this cable was supposed to plug
into was the USB port, but she was *positive* the other end was supposed to
plug into the wall.
I was [evil ascii grafic follows]:
===>||<===
*this close* to saying "I'd be *more* than happy to wire that up for you,
ma'am!!!"
Imagining her plugging *that* bastage in... that gave all of us here at the
shop quite a chuckle for a good long time...
Laterz,
Roger "Merch" Merchberger
--
Roger "Merch" Merchberger -- sysadmin, Iceberg Computers
zmerch_at_30below.com
What do you do when Life gives you lemons,
and you don't *like* lemonade?????????????
Received on Wed May 21 2003 - 12:07:00 BST