Daniel A. Seagraves wrote:
>
> [Lauching Bill Gates]
>
> <AOL>Mee tooo!</AOL>
>
> It'd be more fun to put him in a space capsule, launch that, then open the
door in orbit... *SPLATTER*
>
> (If you don't know, putting a body in a vacuum causes it to explode)
> -------
Uh, no, it doesn't. That's what happens in bad movies. In reality, the
water boils off, causing some of the easier exits to make messes, but
the main body will basically "freeze-dry" even if it's exposed to the
Sun. (NASA [an organization I despise because it denies _any_ other
American effort access to orbit] _has_ done animal tests to check that
out). (The only thing better than testing medical research on animals is
testing it on politicians -- but the poli's are too damned noisy to let
you concentrate when you're working on the report -- and you're still not
allowed to kill them).
--
Ward Griffiths <mailto:gram_at_cnct.com> <http://www.cnct.com/home/gram/>
Bill Gates has this situation where the federal government wants him
convicted for attempting a monopoly. Has Bill considered responding
with a question as to why there's only one Justice Department?
Received on Tue Aug 25 1998 - 21:52:54 BST