OT: What if Dr. Seuss wrote computer manuals?
Oh, on second though -- not offtopic. Dr. Seuss is >10 yrs old. <g>
>What if Dr. Seuss Wrote a Computer Manual???
>
>1) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
>interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes
>your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
>report.
>
>2) If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
>double-click icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
>corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless
>and your system's gonna crash!
>
>3) If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
>network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
>want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the
>printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side
>effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
>then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, cause as sure as
>I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>
>4) When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the
>microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash
>your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the
>computer and be sure to tell your Mom.
Received on Fri Dec 04 1998 - 19:26:48 GMT
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