Altair Image Wanted

From: John Lawson <jpl15_at_netcom.com>
Date: Thu Nov 5 10:48:25 1998

On Thu, 5 Nov 1998, Doug Yowza wrote:

> Does somebody have a nice clear image of a badly beaten Altair they could
> send me? The more beaten up, the better, but it still has to be
> recognizable as an Altair.
>
> Thanks,
> Doug
>
>

  Now *here's* something I can help you with, Doug.

 For the Very Reasonable Price of $10,000.00(US) I will take my
specimen out in the driveway and beat it into bits and flinders with
a sledgehammer, while recording the event on various video and still
cameras... then I will ship you the film *and* the residue via
FedEx.... and I'll pay the shipping!!

  No e-bay involvement will be necessary, Thank God.

 
  Cheers

  John


PS: Let me know ASAP, while there is still time to book New Year's
in Hawaii this year....
Received on Thu Nov 05 1998 - 10:48:25 GMT