Hi Gang,
This is OT but too good to miss.
Joe
>Subject: COMPUTER BILLIES
>
>THE ENGINEER SONG >>>(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF
>THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES)
>A little local color....
>
>Come and listen to a story 'bout a man
>named Jed,
>A poor college kid, barely kept his
>family fed,
>But then one day he was talking to a
>recruiter,
>He said "They'll pay ya big bucks if ya
>work a computer",
>
>CAD that is ... CRT's ...
>Micro-stations;
>
>Well the first thing ya know ol' Jed's
>an Engineer,
>The kinfolk said "Jed move away from
>here",
>"Redstone Ars'nal is the place ya
>oughta be",
>So he drove until he felt the heat and
>humidity,
>
>Summer that is ... no shade ... even
>your toenails sweat;
>
>On his first day at work they stuck him
>in a cube,
>Fed him a donut and sat him at a tube,
>They said "Your project's late but we
>know just what to do,
>Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you
>fifty-two!"
>
>Overtime that is ... Unpaid ...
>Man-datory
>
>The weeks rolled by and things were
>looking bad,
>Some schedules got slipped and the boss
>was gettin' mad,
>They called another meeting and decided
>on a fix,
>The answer was simple, "We'll work him
>sixty-six"
>
>Tired that is ... Stressed out ... No
>so-cial life
>
>Months turned into years and his hair
>was turning gray,
>Jed worked hard while his life slipped
>away,
>Waiting to retire when he turned
>sixty-four,
>Instead he got called in and escorted
>out the door,
>
>Laid-off, that is ... Downsized ...
>Un-em-ployed.
>
>Y'all come back as a contractor now, Ya
>heah?
>
>
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Received on Tue Sep 28 1999 - 19:38:04 BST