Funny OPcodes

From: Jeff Hellige <jhellige_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Fri Nov 3 12:38:52 2000

All of these puns concerning mental DECay made me think of a post I
saw on COMP.SYS.TANDY last week. Excuse the length, but I thought
some of you might find it amusing.

>
>This sounds like a variation on the Motorolla HCF (Halt & Catch Fire)
>instruction legend.
>
>bill
>

Ah, yes. Here is the original document I downloaded from a BBS in the
80's....

* * * * *

                             THE COCO RUMOR MILL

      IT HAS BEEN RUMORED THAT TANDY (MOTOROLA) IS WORKING ON A COCO III
COMPUTER TO BE RELEASED SHORTLY. AT PRESENT THE ONLY ADVANCE INFORMATION
AVAILABLE IS THAT A NEW MICROPROCESSOR WILL BE INCORPORATED INTO THE UNIT--
THE 6813!

      OUR RESEARCH STAFF HAS BEEN ABLE TO UNCOVER A LIST OF NEW OPCODES THAT
DISTINGUISH THE 6813 AS A BREAKTHROUGH IN COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY.

      THE LIST IS PRESENTED HERE FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

  ABBA - PLAY SWEDISH ROCK
  ADGB - ADD GARBAGE
  BAD - BARK AT DOG
  BBL - BRANCH ON BURNED OUT LIGHT
  BAH - BRANCH AND HANG
  BFEI - BEG FOR EXPANSION INTERFACE
  BLI - BRANCH AND LOOP INFINITE
  BPB - BRANCH ON PROGRAM BUG
  BPO - BRANCH IF POWER OFF
  BPM - BEGIN PIRATE MODE
  BRN - BURN UP SAM CHIP
  CFP - CALL FOR PROGRAMMER
  CLD - TRY TO COOL DOWN SAM CHIP
  CMS - CATCH MOUSE
  CNP - CALL NATIONAL PARTS
  CPB - CREATE PROGRAM BUG
  CPM - CORRECT PROGRAM MANUAL
  CRN - CONVERT TO ROMAN NUMERALS
  CSD - CREATE STATIC DISCHARGE
  DAO - DIVIDE AND OVERFLOW
  DEVO - START NEW WAVE (SINE)
  EIP - ERASE IF PIRATED
  ERS - ERASE READ-ONLY STORAGE
  ETOY - EMULATE ZX-81
  HFA - HIRE FROM ATARI
  HCF - HALT AND CATCH FIRE
  HFC - HIDE FROM CHILDREN
  HFP - HIDE FROM PINTO
  HIC - HELP INTEL CHIP
  IAD - ILLOGICAL AND
  IBM - INTERUPT BAD MNEMONICS
  IOR - ILLOGICAL OR
  JOF - JUMP ON FLOOR
  JOM - JUMP ON MOTOROLA
  JOT - JUMP OFF TABLE
  JTZ - JUMP TO ZAXXON PROGRAM
  KAL - FLY OVER RUSSIA
  MDB - MULTIPLY AND DROP BITS
  MWK - MULTIPLY WORK
  NOPE - REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING
  OCD - OPEN COMMODE-DOOR
  PAS - PRINT AND SMEAR
  PIP - PULVERIZE INTERFACE PERIPHERAL
  PSD - PERFORM SAFETY DANCE
  RBT - READ AND BREAK TAPE
  REST - RELAX FOR 12 CYCLES
  RPM - READ PROGRAMMER'S MIND
  RRT - RECORD AND RIP TAPE
  RTR - REFUSE TO RUN
  RTM - RETURN TO MOTOROLA
  RTT - RETURN TO TANDY
  RSD - READ AND SCRAMBLE DATA
  RWD - REWIND DISK
  SINK - SINK INTO I.C. SOCKET
  SRZ - SUBTRACT AND RESET TO ZERO
  SSD - SEEK AND SCRATCH DISK
  STD - STOP TURNING DISK
  STI - SELL T.I. STOCK
  TLK - START SPEECH SYNTHESIS
  TPR - TEAR PAPER
  TRS - TRASH ('TRISS') PROGRAM
  WED - WRITE AND ERASE DATA
  WID - WRITE INVALID DATA
  WOJ - WEAR OUT JOYSTICK
  XBRA - GOTO ZOO
  XIO - EXECUTE INVALID OP CODE
  XOR - EXECUTE OPERATOR
  XPR - EXECUTE PROGRAMMER

      BESIDES HAVING THE ABOVE USER FRIENDLY OPCODES THE 6813 WILL ALSO HAVE
161 EASY TO REMEMBER ADDRESSING MODES!

      P.S. THERE IS NO WORD FROM TANDY AS TO WHEN WE MIGHT EXPECT THESE
IMPROVEMENTS (THEYARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A 6809 IS!). PERHAPS
IN THE NEXT COMPUTER CATALOGUE.
-- 
            Power Computing PowerCurve, 400mhz G3, Mac OS 9.0.4
        Collector of Classic Microcomputers and Video Game Systems:
                 http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lakes/6757
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