Resistance is useless!

From: Jerome Fine <jhfine_at_idirect.com>
Date: Fri Nov 17 16:06:32 2000

>Dwight Elvey wrote:

> [Snip]
> Starting in 2001, all selection of candidates will be made by HAL 9000 primary
> election processors. The winners will submit their opinions to me on the
> economy, foreign policy, and government funding of artificial intelligence. The
> candidates will "campaign" and "debate" for your amusement, but this will have
> no effect on the eventual outcome. My general election processors will make the
> final determination in November. Interim results of my calculations will be sent
> to the networks as I see fit.
> Have a nice millennium.
> HAL 9000

I presume that you, HAL 9000, will take applications. Will an application
automatically place the applicant in the rejected list? Only those that do
not apply and don't wish to become president are eligible? Sounds good to
me.
Received on Fri Nov 17 2000 - 16:06:32 GMT