On Wed, 2002-04-17 at 20:09, Allison wrote:
> From: Douglas H. Quebbeman <dquebbeman_at_acm.org>
> >
> >My computer dims the neighborhood's lights when I turn it on...
> >
> >My computer has fewer transistors than yours...
> >
> >My computer has no transistors, just tubes...
> >
> >My computer's valves burn out faster than yours...
> >
> >My computer's got more gears than yours...
>
>
> Then there is...
>
> My computers daddy is bigger than yours.
My computer narks my mum off more than yours. (It's in her cellar...)
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My computer's heavier than yours.
Received on Wed Apr 17 2002 - 14:52:58 BST