heh, i thought it would be more like either:
why no officer, i don't see the two fifties in my wallet.
or
why no officer, i don't know how your wife ended up half naked sitting on
my lap (chicks love us geeks, we all know it).
computer-wise, it would be more like:
why yes officer, that is a 1gb ibm microdrive in my wallet, you thought it
was a thick credit card, didn't ya, hehe... (shortly before your
ass-whooping by pig with short fuse).
or
why no officer, those dental tools and those pliers and electrical tape are
actually for the computers i use, i don't know how that blueprint of the
bank got in there.<grin>
so is our sad small lives...
-John
At 10:47 PM 6/29/02, you wrote:
>On Thu, 27 Jun 2002, Tony Duell wrote:
> > > 27) When you have a lock to pick on an old file cabinet, call IT
> > > Support. We love to hack.
> >
> > You mean there are computer people who _can't_ pick filing cabinet locks?
> > I am truely amazed....
>
>Damn, just fell into another stereotype.
>
>(Why, no Officer, those two straightened paperclips in my wallet are just
>there for decoration.)
>
>--
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