The correct way to address an officer of the law is to first
question his integrity, then accuse him of fraud...
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance please.
You: Hand over the documentation, and ask "Are you a good cop?"
Officer: What do you mean by that? (defensive)
You: Just last week a number of your fellow law enforcement
agents were arrested for <pick a crime>, and I want to know
if you are a good cop.
At this point, the best result you can hope for is to have
a friend video-taping the beating that results so you can
live out your remaining days in a private room at the
hospital...
clint
On Sat, 29 Jun 2002, John Boffemmyer IV wrote:
> heh, i thought it would be more like either:
> why no officer, i don't see the two fifties in my wallet.
> or
> why no officer, i don't know how your wife ended up half naked sitting on
> my lap (chicks love us geeks, we all know it).
>
> computer-wise, it would be more like:
> why yes officer, that is a 1gb ibm microdrive in my wallet, you thought it
> was a thick credit card, didn't ya, hehe... (shortly before your
> ass-whooping by pig with short fuse).
> or
> why no officer, those dental tools and those pliers and electrical tape are
> actually for the computers i use, i don't know how that blueprint of the
> bank got in there.<grin>
> so is our sad small lives...
> -John
>
> At 10:47 PM 6/29/02, you wrote:
> >On Thu, 27 Jun 2002, Tony Duell wrote:
> > > > 27) When you have a lock to pick on an old file cabinet, call IT
> > > > Support. We love to hack.
> > >
> > > You mean there are computer people who _can't_ pick filing cabinet locks?
> > > I am truely amazed....
> >
> >Damn, just fell into another stereotype.
> >
> >(Why, no Officer, those two straightened paperclips in my wallet are just
> >there for decoration.)
> >
> >--
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Received on Sat Jun 29 2002 - 23:28:27 BST