Holy cow...

From: Vintage Computer Festival <vcf_at_siconic.com>
Date: Fri Aug 6 21:01:21 2004

On Sat, 7 Aug 2004, Pete Turnbull wrote:

> small toolcase in my bag. All the tools were OK, though they insisted
> on pulling most of them out, but they took everything out of the small
> side pocket until they found a small ziplock bag containing the rather
> grubby damp sponge for my soldering iron. "Would you mind telling me
> what this substance is, sir?"

You should've told them it was the sponge you and your wife used the night
before during sex and you were taking it for testing.

(Sorry, I could not resist on this one :)

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