I'm so stupid... Was: Head Cleaners

From: Roger Merchberger <zmerch_at_30below.com>
Date: Tue Jul 6 11:15:41 2004

Rumor has it that Tony Duell may have mentioned these words:
> > went out. After I pried myself off the ceiling I went after the so and so
> > electrician that had told me that the power was off. He merely said "let
> > that be a lesson, allways check the breakers yourself". I've never
> > frogotten that!
>
>If he did this as a joke, or to teach you a lesson, then it's not funny,
>and that idiot should be LARTed before he kills somebody.

If he hasn't yet... :-/

> The mains
>(certainly not 240V mains, but 110V can be lethal too) is not a suitable
>subject for practical jokes.
>
>On the other hand I do agree that you should always check the power is
>turned off yourself. If I was working with _anyone_ else I'd always
>check. And while I'd never say I'd turned the power off if I hadn't, I'd
>expect you to check. I certainly wouldn't be offended if you did.

Nor would I... in fact, even a simple thing like "locking the store at
nite" is triple- and quadruple-checked each nite, and I've been known to
get offended when someone *doesn't* double-check my work. ;-)

Now here's *my* brainfart for the week:

My RadioShack multimeter (computerized mongothingy with RS-232 &
everything) decided it didn't want to measure voltage anymore. It did
everything else fine[1] so I decided I was gonna have a hand at tearing the
thing apart to see what the heck is going on. (It's probably one of three
things I own that I've not yet taken apart yet.) So I took it *all* the way
apart. Every screw in it was out, things in 20 pieces, didn't bother to
mark the alignment of the selector wheel internally, so I had to put it
back together twice to get that mapped out where it should be, finally got
it realigned & back together, went to test it, and it still didn't work.

So, then I think: Waitaminit, dumbass! That outlet that the wallwart is
plugged into is a bit flakey, maybe there's no voltage to measure! So I
grab a standard alkaline cell, and yea, I get 1.5 volts. So I test a *known
working* 12v wallwart - still nothing. Odd... then I say to myself...

Self: When's the last time you changed the battery in this darned thing???

I replaced the 9v battery, and everything worked fine![2]

Did I feel stupid? Yea... but I got over it quickly, as I was happy it was
working again -- and now I know what the innards of the thing look like, in
case the next time the problems not so simple...

Laterz,
Roger "Merch" Merchberger

[1] including measuring resistance, which is usually the first thing to go
on a low battery condition...

[2] And Tony says you can never fix anything right by just partswapping... ;^>

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Roger "Merch" Merchberger   | JC: "Like those people in Celeronville!"
sysadmin, Iceberg Computers | Me: "Don't you mean Silicon Valley???"
zmerch_at_30below.com          | JC: "Yea, that's the place!"
                             | JC == Jeremy Christian
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