On Fri, 18 Jun 2004, Alexander Schreiber wrote:
> On Fri, Jun 18, 2004 at 12:43:51PM -0700, Vintage Computer Festival wrote:
> > On Fri, 18 Jun 2004, Fred Cisin wrote:
> >
> > > Something that MIGHT work:
> > > Urban legends spread fast on the internet, and are
> > > believed by otherwise rational people. Once word
> > > gets out that 83 spammers have been tracked down
> > > and terminated with molten iron, some of them might
> > > be a little more hesitant.
> >
> > Unfortunately, snopes.com would just debunk it.
> >
> > Maybe we can find a suitable candidate for slaughter who is mentally
> > deranged. We can then fill his head with the notion that the end of the
> > world is nigh and to save humanity he must go out and kill all spammers.
> > We'll give him dark sunglasses, leather pants, and a Harley, and he shall
> > be known as...
> >
> > The Spaminator!
>
> Aren't you forgetting something?
> Right - he also needs a handy bucket of molten iron to terminate
> spammers with!
Actually, that's what he'll dip himself in after he's done Spaminating.
He must self-destruct or else future spammers might use him to take over
Skynet and enslave mankind with massive doses of V!_at_6RA.
Plus it'll exonerate us since there will be no perpetrator to talk :)
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Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival
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Received on Fri Jun 18 2004 - 16:18:12 BST