ITEMS LIST............ (fwd)

From: Vintage Computer Festival <>
Date: Tue Sep 21 13:36:40 2004

I did a BCC of the message below to the list but it didn't go through for
some reason. I wonder why not?

Anyway, this is the last message I sent to my "customer". I'm anxiously
awaiting his reply. I can't wait to get behind the wheels of that
Lamborghini with my personal escort after a refreshing milk bath.

Sellam Ismail                                        Vintage Computer Festival
International Man of Intrigue and Danger      
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 09:01:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: Vintage Computer Festival <>
To: mark green <>
Subject: Re: ITEMS LIST............
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004, mark green wrote:
> hello
>       thank you for the reply i we like to ship in 3 day plaese caculate
> the shipping cost to this address
>      40  bello street papa ajao mushin lagos nigeria 23401
If you choose my Personal Delivery Option then I would be there in about 3
days.  It will take me 1-2 days to prepare and then 1 day for travel, so I
would be there on Friday or Saturday.
Checking around, the best price on airfare seems to be $1,782 for a
roundtrip.  I'll require two nights in the hotel, so I imagine $200 per
night should cover that.  For food I imagine I can get by on $100.  After
much research, I can get a Lamborghini for $463 for the day (I had to
really haggle on this one) but it will require a $1000 deposit for the
short rental.  A good personal escort will be another $1000 for the time I
will be there (she must be clean, bathed, and shaven, and her paperwork
certifying she is 100% disease-free must be notarized).  Throw in another
$100 for the French wine and probably $50 for the milk bath.  So that
comes out to something like $3,695.
Please send a valid, non-fraudulent cashier's check for US$12,457.48
(product + shipping) to me and I'll be there by Saturday with your brand
new Sony laptops plus your Commodore Business Machines 1526 Printer
(quantity 5) and your Okidata Okimate 21 printer (also quantity 5).
I look very forward to accumulating this transaction in the swiftest
feasible timeslot capable to man.
Thank you for your business!!!
P.S. I just want to give a shout-out to my homies on CCTALK!  VCF is in
the house, boyeeee!!!
> Vintage Computer Festival <> wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Sep 2004, mark green wrote:
> > thank you for therespond plaese i want you to caculate the total
> > cost of the first order and 5 sony laptop plaese speed up the caculation
> > so that i can make the payment and your reply is late plaese i need a
> > qiuck reply
> Ok, the total without shipping is $8,762.48. I took the liberty of
> configuring the laptops with the maximum 64K of memory and BASIC language
> installed via the Bubble Memory module carrier, since you did not specify
> what you wanted exactly. I also installed two 5.25" 140K floppy disks (I
> didn't have any 8" disk drives available).
> How quickly would you like them shipped? Your options are:
> 1) Personal same-day delivery - I will deliver them to your door but you
> must pay for the airfare, a hotel room, rental car (I require no less than
> a high speed Italian car), personal escort that is certified disease free,
> and three meals a day plus dessert and a bottle of French wine with my
> milk bath at the end of each day.
> 2) Surface mail - 6-8 weeks
> 3) Camel courier (my cousin in Saudi Arabia runs this service) which will
> take about 2-3 weeks once the products arrive in an undisclosed location
> in an unidentified gulf state.
> Please advise immediately as payment will be required soon.
Sellam Ismail                                        Vintage Computer Festival
International Man of Intrigue and Danger      
[ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers   ]
[ and academia at  || at  ]
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