OT. THE TWELVE RECOUNTS OF CHRISTMAS was Sign Me Up for a Vote-A-Matic
>Subject: THE TWELVE RECOUNTS OF CHRISTMAS
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>THE TWELVE RECOUNTS OF CHRISTMAS
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>On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...a disputed presidency.
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>On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
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>On the third recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
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>On the fourth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins,
> and a disputed presidency.
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>On the fifth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...five court filings! Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads,
> two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
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>On the sixth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...six disenfranchised voters, five... court filings!
> Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins,
> and a disputed presidency.
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>On the seventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters,
> five court filings! Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads,
> two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
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>On the eighth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six
>disenfranchised voters, five court filings! Four contested ballots,
> three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
>
>On the ninth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining,
> seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters,
> five court filings! Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads,
> two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
>
>On the tenth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...ten legal rulings,nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining,
>seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five court
>filings! Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign
>spins, and a disputed presidency.
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>On the eleventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing,
>eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling,
> six disenfranchised voters, five court filings! Four contested ballots,
>three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
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>On the twelfth recount of Christmas my country gave to me
> ...twelve lawyers lying, eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings,
> nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians
>babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five court filings!
> Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and...a
>disputed presidency.
>
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