OT, but what a relief

From: Douglas H. Quebbeman <dquebbeman_at_acm.org>
Date: Fri Apr 5 12:59:28 2002

> I know a couple of girls whose daddy once took his TV out on the front
> lawn and commenced to blast it to smithereens with one a them thar evul
> shotguns. Concerned neighbors called the law. When they arrived, he
> declaimed, "It's my damned TV and I can do what I want with it in my own
> god-damned $_at_!%# yard!" Since there was no law prohibiting discharge of
> fireams in that town at that time, there wasn't much they felt inclined
> to do about it.

My freshman year in college, I took a double-bladed axe to a
1971 Vega that failed to get me to what might have been the
date of dates... it had developed a case of milkshake lubrication
(i.e. water leaked into oil)... this after putting a new head
gasket on it.

Clarksville still lacks am axe ordinance... ;)


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