OT - was Let the witch trials... now oil

From: Matthew Sell <msell_at_ontimesupport.com>
Date: Fri Feb 21 19:12:01 2003

>All of Bush's decisions consider how it impacts the price of oil, and how
>much money his friends will make.

I guess you discovered the plot to make war for oil. You got us. I say us,
because I support George Bush and the Republican party, and will continue
to do so.

Do you remember how we invaded Venezuela for their oil? What about the
invasions of Russia, Saudi Arabia, and all other oil-producing nations? I
was particularly happy that we invaded Iraq the first time for oil.

Aren't those oil fields under our control already? After all, we were
accused of fighting for oil then, too. Since we fought for oil then, why
are we going back for oil now? What happened to the oil we stole from Iraq?

We must have sold it all so we could buy SUVs.


>I have heard Administration Spokespeople say that the Iraqi oil will
>reimburse the US for the cost of the war. How else does he expect to pay for
>the war when he is running deficits.

Wow - you are such a brilliant person. Bush is a dictator, and requires the
House of Representatives and the Senate to vote his way or else. Nobody but
Bush is responsible for deficits. All hail Bush.

It certainly is nice to only have one political party in this Nation.
Things sure were tough when we had more than one political party in the
United States. Now that the Democratic party has been dissolved and all of
them have become rank-and-file Republicans, now we can finally destroy the
country once and for all. Democracy sucks. I'm so glad we have a
dictatorship now.


>It is all about Oil and how much money the oil industry can make before the
>resources run out.

It's a shame you let this information leak out. We Republicans were trying
so hard to keep this secret.

I can't wait until we buy out all of the solar panel manufacturers so we
can shut them down. After all, we are only trying to screw the little
people and sell oil.


>Bush's goal is to make as much money for his oil friends as possible. What do
>you think the current run up in prices is?

You caught us again. This whole "supply and demand" thing is a vast
right-wing conspiracy. Actually, every singe energy trader is a member of
our ultra-secret society.

We hold meetings every month to figure out how to make the price of energy
rise as high as it can, so we can make as much money as possible.

As a matter of fact, the whole thing with the strike in Venezuela was
crafted by the Republican Party and George Bush. It worked, didn't it?


>This is also why he is gutting environmental protections and ignoring global
>warming.
>
>This is why you can buy vehicles with the worst MPG and get tax credits.


You found the big one.

As a Republican, I consider it my duty to screw up the environment as much
as possible, so that I can enjoy poor air quality and poisoned water. I
can't stand to have natural, clean things around me, so I try my best to
destroy the environment.

In fact, I take great pride in dumping dangerous chemicals into rivers. I
try my best to not recycle anything, and I go out of my way to purchase
vehicles that get the worst economy (I making so much money from oil - I
can afford to do so) and pollute the most.

Part of our right-wing meetings include discussions on how to make the
environment as bad as possible. Thankfully, our bubble isolation chambers
keep us Republicans from having to breathe the same air or drink the same
water that everyone else does.


>It is all about OIL. If you view each of Bush's actions through an oil filter
>it make them quite understandable. Bush and his friends are Oilmen.

I have to admire your abilities. You exposed us Republicans for what we
really are. Since we are inhuman, we don't have to worry about destroying
the environment. Since we have no children, we don't have to worry about
the future. Since we all are in the oil business, we do everything possible
to make oil as expensive as possible for the little people, and we wage war
against every nation that has oil.


>Paxton
>Astoria, OR
>
>PS: Sorry for the off topic post, It finally just got to me.....


After all of your in-depth research, including numerous facts and reliable
sources, I conclude that you are a skilled journalist.

(sigh)


Libs. They make me laugh.



         - Matt
Received on Fri Feb 21 2003 - 19:12:01 GMT