OT: Dream keyboard

From: Adrian Graham <witchy_at_binarydinosaurs.co.uk>
Date: Fri Aug 27 02:20:08 2004

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> [mailto:cctalk-bounces_at_classiccmp.org] On Behalf Of Patrick/VCM SysOp
> Sent: 26 August 2004 19:43
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> Subject: RE: OT: Dream keyboard
>
> Hmmmm, daydreaming... The Microsoft version, the "Natural Beverage
> Keyboard USB/IBA". You have to buy a client license for each glass
> you use. The keyboard oozes turpentine when you press the "Jack" key
> while in Outlook, until you install hotfix K987666. ;-)

Heh, I'd like a keyboard with all of these:

An ANY key
Separate F1 for when the keyboard is missing.
An 'I know what I'm doing' key A 'just fucking do it!' key And
a cluster of ctrl-alt-del keys to make 3-fingered salutes easier to do :)

Cheers

w
Received on Fri Aug 27 2004 - 02:20:08 BST