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From: Vintage Computer Festival <vcf_at_siconic.com>
Date: Thu Jul 29 06:57:59 2004

On Wed, 28 Jul 2004, ben franchuk wrote:

> PS. I did a google search for 'electronic humor' and got a on-line
> version of the LM0901A.
> They also have some schematic art that is quite funny too.

I did the same search but didn't find it (I didn't spend too much time).

But I did come across this bit of sillyness:

 REWARD OFFERED
A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE
ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A
WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS
CHAMBER.

HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY WHO
WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON
ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING DC
MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES OF RESISTANCE. THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE
SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE
TO EARTH. THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVED HE HAD RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT
CIRCUIT

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO WAS
PLAYING A HARMONIC.


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A bit of humor written by Mr. Mark Bushnell, Director of Engineering at
CCA Electronics, the transmitter people.


http://www.repeater-builder.com/humor/bushnellhumor.html

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