Completely and totally off-topic and without any meritwhatsoever

From: Roger Merchberger <zmerch_at_30below.com>
Date: Tue Sep 7 13:32:08 2004

Rumor has it that Joe R. may have mentioned these words:

> Speaking of that. A few years ago they had a plastic bottle of mercury
>sitting over at the surplus disposal at Patrik AFB (part of Kennedy Space
>Center). The bottle had been sitting for a long time and gotten brittle.
>Someone tried to pick it up and it shattered and spilled mercury
>everywhere. They made everyone stay exactly where they were and called the
>haz mat crew. They came and made everyone strip, yeah, naked! Male and
>female. And then made them walk out into the parking lot where they sprayed
>them down with firehoses (in front of the rapidly gathering crowd!)

I *have* the mercury -- so how do I get a hazmat team & Jill Hennessy in my
house *at the same time*??? :-O ;^>

Laterz,
Roger "Merch" Merchberger

Roger "Merch" Merchberger --- sysadmin, Iceberg Computers
Recycling is good, right??? Randomization is better!!!

If at first you don't succeed, nuclear warhead
disarmament should *not* be your first career choice.
Received on Tue Sep 07 2004 - 13:32:08 BST