Completely and totally off-topic and without any meritwhatsoever

From: Joe R. <rigdonj_at_cfl.rr.com>
Date: Tue Sep 7 16:44:05 2004

At 02:32 PM 9/7/04 -0400, you wrote:
>Rumor has it that Joe R. may have mentioned these words:
>
>> Speaking of that. A few years ago they had a plastic bottle of mercury
>>sitting over at the surplus disposal at Patrik AFB (part of Kennedy Space
>>Center). The bottle had been sitting for a long time and gotten brittle.
>>Someone tried to pick it up and it shattered and spilled mercury
>>everywhere. They made everyone stay exactly where they were and called the
>>haz mat crew. They came and made everyone strip, yeah, naked! Male and
>>female. And then made them walk out into the parking lot where they sprayed
>>them down with firehoses (in front of the rapidly gathering crowd!)
>
>I *have* the mercury -- so how do I get a hazmat team & Jill Hennessy in my
>house *at the same time*??? :-O ;^>

   ROFL!
Received on Tue Sep 07 2004 - 16:44:05 BST

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